Pigs in blankets are a Christmas must. Nothing brings festive cheer better than these bad boys…trust me! As a vital part of the day, here is our guide to making sure they are as perfect as possible.
Step 1. Find The Perfect Blanket
First off we don’t want any of that wool crap. Leave that for the sheep. A nice, soft polyester blanket is more than perfect for any pig wrapping activity.
Step 2: Choose Your Piggie
If one looks colder than the other we recommend wrapping that one first. Last thing we need is a pig with a chill. Obviously they all enjoy a good blanket so just make sure not to leave any out. Don’t want any sad pig faces either.
Step 3: Safely Wrap The Pig
Make sure their little legs aren’t trapped and that they are as snug as possible without feeling trapped. All about making the little legends as comfortable as possible. If I see you wrapping them too tightly you WILL regret it. Softly softly!
Step 4: That’s A Wrap
Job well done everyone. Now sit back and enjoy your pig friend wrapped up warm as a bug in a rug and all its delights. Gold stars all round. If the pig is happy we are all happy.
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